Re: Daniel Alfredsson Appreciation thread

by shabbs on Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:52 pm

Alfie is Swedish for awesome.

by **wprager** on Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:52 pm

Alfie can check-mate in one move.

by **wprager** on Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:53 pm

shabbs wrote:Alfie is Swedish for awesome.

Been done.

Next.

by shabbs on Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:53 pm

wprager wrote:Alfie knows when Santa Claus is sleeping.

And Tomte.

by **Cap'n Clutch** on Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:54 pm

Alfie knows your passwords to everything.

by shabbs on Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:54 pm

wprager wrote:
shabbs wrote:Alfie is Swedish for awesome.

Been done.

Next.

Alfie says that's ok.

by **Cap'n Clutch** on Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:54 pm

Alfie can still win even if he's been check-mated.

by **wprager** on Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:54 pm

Alfie already knows what I'm about to write.

by **Cap'n Clutch** on Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:55 pm

Alfie is a virtue.

by **wprager** on Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:55 pm

shabbs wrote:
wprager wrote:
shabbs wrote:Alfie is Swedish for awesome.

Been done.

Next.

Alfie says that's ok.

LOL

by **Cap'n Clutch** on Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:56 pm

Aflie knows when and if we'll get bored of this.

by **wprager** on Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:56 pm

Alfie tells Simon what to do.

by **wprager** on Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:57 pm

Cap'n Clutch wrote:Aflie knows when and if we'll get bored of this.

348 to go for me.

by **wprager** on Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:57 pm

Alfie can hum in harmony with himself.

by shabbs on Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:58 pm

wprager wrote:
Cap'n Clutch wrote:Aflie knows when and if we'll get bored of this.

348 to go for me.

Alfie knows you'll still continue...

by **Cap'n Clutch** on Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:58 pm

Alfie can divide be zero.

by **wprager** on Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:58 pm

Alfie isn't old enough to know better but does anyway.

by **wprager** on Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:59 pm

Alfie knows the right answer to "Does this make me look fat".

by **wprager** on Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:00 pm

Alfie knows how to pronounce jai alai.

by **Cap'n Clutch** on Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:01 pm

Alfie knows what happens next.

by **wprager** on Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:02 pm

Alfie gets the New Yorker cartoons.

by **wprager** on Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:03 pm

Alfie can solve the New York Times Saturday Crossword puzzle on Friday.

by **wprager** on Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:03 pm

Alfie can make lemons out of lemonade.

by **Cap'n Clutch** on Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:04 pm

Alfie can make a pound of feathers weigh more than a pound of bricks.

by **wprager** on Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:04 pm

Alfie knows that my lunch "hour" is almost over and he knows when I'll be back.

by **Cap'n Clutch** on Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:05 pm

With Alfie there's only ever one side to the story.

by shabbs on Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:07 pm

Alfie's never wrong. He once thought he was wrong, but it turned out that was wrong, cuz he was right.

by **Cap'n Clutch** on Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:09 pm

Alfie actually does always have time for Tim Hortons.

by **Cap'n Clutch** on Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:10 pm

Alfie knows where the beef is he just found that lady so annoying he refused to tell her.

by **Cap'n Clutch** on Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:12 pm

Alfie could make cloverleaf and N4L into fast friends.

by **Cap'n Clutch** on Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:13 pm

The "Force" is Alfie on an off day.

by **marakh** on Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:21 pm

Cap'n Clutch wrote:
shabbs wrote:Alfie can do brain surgery (on himself) while in a coma.

Fixed.

That`s impossible... coz Alfie is immune to diseases!

by shabbs on Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:23 pm

Alfie has his own time zone.

by **Cap'n Clutch** on Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:24 pm

marakh wrote:
Cap'n Clutch wrote:
shabbs wrote:Alfie can do brain surgery (on himself) while in a coma.

Fixed.

That`s impossible... coz Alfie is immune to diseases!

Only Alfie would understand the logic here.

by **Cap'n Clutch** on Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:29 pm

Alfie can hear you even if you're in the cone of silence.

by shabbs on Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:30 pm

Alfie's blood boils and is ice cold at the same time.

by **Cap'n Clutch** on Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:30 pm

Alfie can find a needle in a hay stack even if there isn't one.

by shabbs on Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:31 pm

Alfie knows where N4L is.

by **Cap'n Clutch** on Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:33 pm

Alfie knows the mathematics of won-ton burrito meals.

by shabbs on Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:33 pm

Alfie doesn't get interrupted by Doug MacLean. Ever.

by **Cap'n Clutch** on Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:34 pm

Alfie can explain String theory in plain language.

by shabbs on Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:35 pm

Alfie can eat a 12" sub in one bite.

by **Cap'n Clutch** on Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:35 pm

Alfie can make you waive your NMC.