Funny leafs joke on the radio in Freddy Beach!!

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    Re: Funny leafs joke on the radio in Freddy Beach!!

    Post by wprager on Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:07 am

    Riprock wrote:Yesterday were first classes for the 2012 Fall term at Carleton, and my 17th Century Philosophy class began.

    The Prof. started with a history of key dates in the 1600s and came to 1632 and asked what relevant event happened that year?

    After a few guesses, someone in the front says: "Isn't that the last time the Leafs won the cup?" Laughing3

    Would have been even better if the prof replied, "No, I was thinking of the Black Plague, but I guess your answer is close enough."

    Yeah, I know, wrong century. Just trying to extend the joke.

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    Post by Hoags on Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:11 am

    Want to hear a joke ?

    The Toronto Maple Leafs

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    Re: Funny leafs joke on the radio in Freddy Beach!!

    Post by Riprock on Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:27 am

    wprager wrote:
    Riprock wrote:Yesterday were first classes for the 2012 Fall term at Carleton, and my 17th Century Philosophy class began.

    The Prof. started with a history of key dates in the 1600s and came to 1632 and asked what relevant event happened that year?

    After a few guesses, someone in the front says: "Isn't that the last time the Leafs won the cup?" Laughing3

    Would have been even better if the prof replied, "No, I was thinking of the Black Plague, but I guess your answer is close enough."

    Yeah, I know, wrong century. Just trying to extend the joke.

    She replied that she was a Habs fan.
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    Re: Funny leafs joke on the radio in Freddy Beach!!

    Post by shabbs on Fri Sep 07, 2012 3:01 pm

    Leafs voted worst professional team...

    http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/teamrankings

    Now that is funny.
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    Post by wprager on Wed Sep 12, 2012 8:50 pm

    Burke says ESPN "stinks":
    http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/brian-burke-says-espn-stinks-name-maple-leafs-193948053--nhl.html


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    Re: Funny leafs joke on the radio in Freddy Beach!!

    Post by wprager on Thu Sep 13, 2012 7:46 am

    At a show-and-tell the students were encouraged to talk about their fathers and what they did for a living. Little Johnny gets up and goes to the front of the class:
    - My father is an exotic dancer at a happy strip club. He dances on stage and takes off his clothes, as happy men stuff bills in his underwear.

    The teacher quickly tells Johnny to sit down and tells the rest of the class to start doing some math exercises. She then quietly asks Johnny:
    - Is your father *really* an exotic dancer?

    Johnny replies:
    - No. He plays for the Maple Leafs. But that's too embarrassing.


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