CheapShots Brennan Drunken Rant

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    Re: CheapShots Brennan Drunken Rant

    Post by shabbs on Fri May 01, 2009 3:11 pm

    Snuh wrote:I just started reading a book called "Hey Rube: Blood Sport, the Bush Doctrine, and the Downward Spiral of Dumbness". By Hunter S. Thompson

    Here's a quote from the book that I feel sums up Don Brennen and the rest of the yokels at the Ottawa Sun...

    “…I have described them [sportswriters] as “a rude and brainless
    subculture of fascist drunks” and “a gang of vicious monkeys jacking
    off in a zoo cage” and “more disgusting by nature than maggots oozing
    out of the carcass of a dead animal…” "...but they keep coming back for more, like pimps and real estate agents. I have explained many times that I am, by profession, a Gambler - not some jock-sniffing nerd or a hired squawk box with the brain of a one-celled animal. No. That would be you average career sportswriter..."
    Hilarious!

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    Re: CheapShots Brennan Drunken Rant

    Post by SeawaySensFan on Fri May 01, 2009 3:55 pm

    CheapShots is quite a character.

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    Re: CheapShots Brennan Drunken Rant

    Post by The Silfer Server on Fri May 01, 2009 4:00 pm

    Snuh wrote:I just started reading a book called "Hey Rube: Blood Sport, the Bush Doctrine, and the Downward Spiral of Dumbness". By Hunter S. Thompson

    Here's a quote from the book that I feel sums up Don Brennen and the rest of the yokels at the Ottawa Sun...

    “…I have described them [sportswriters] as “a rude and brainless
    subculture of fascist drunks” and “a gang of vicious monkeys jacking
    off in a zoo cage” and “more disgusting by nature than maggots oozing
    out of the carcass of a dead animal…” "...but they keep coming back for more, like pimps and real estate agents. I have explained many times that I am, by profession, a Gambler - not some jock-sniffing nerd or a hired squawk box with the brain of a one-celled animal. No. That would be you average career sportswriter..."

    That's a great passage!! I've never read anything by Hunter S Thompson, but I've heard great things. This definitely lives up to the great things i've heard about him.
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    Re: CheapShots Brennan Drunken Rant

    Post by SeawaySensFan on Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:42 pm

    Has CheapShotses douchebaggery reached a new level?

    Sens beat Caps despite goaltending


    Elliott weak against Washington

    By DON BRENNAN, QMI Agency

    (Excerpt)
    Twice, Brian Elliott did his impression of the Shooter Tutor. He
    looked bad when Tomas Fleischmann beat him with a short-side shot for
    the Caps’ first goal. And he looked bad when Jeff Schultz put a
    slow-moving wrist shot by him on the second.

    When Semin whipped two wrist shots past Elliott’s catching
    mitt within 43 seconds, someone in the pressbox said the Senators’
    current No. 1 goalie had a weak glove hand on this night. It was
    pointed out that the first two goals were on the stick side.


    Like the ShooterTutor, however, Elliott was perfect on all shots in the middle.



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    Re: CheapShots Brennan Drunken Rant

    Post by The Silfer Server on Fri Feb 12, 2010 8:33 pm

    And just like the ShyterWriter, Don Brennan was crap all over his blog!
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    Re: CheapShots Brennan Drunken Rant

    Post by asq2 on Fri Feb 12, 2010 8:49 pm



    I bet it's because there's less to write about when the Sens are performing well.

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