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    The Burketionary

    Post by Cap'n Clutch on Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:16 am

    Disclaimer: This is in no way a reflection of Brian Burke the man but, rather the mythical figure that he is portrayed as by both media and fans alike.

    This was started up in the Leafs sign Walin thread and I decided to make a thread out of it. New words to describe Burke's "greatness" is the idea.

    Geniousy - The amazing brilliance and seemingly magical wizardy that is Brian Burke.

    Windbaggery - Most if not all of what comes out of Burkes mouth.

    Douchebaggery - The act of being Brian Burke.


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    Post by SeawaySensFan on Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:18 am

    Douchebaggery - The act of being a Brian Burke.

    Fixed. :^^^^:

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    Post by SensFan71 on Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:21 am

    pugnacity - how Burke's team is referred to as now with his geniusy moves.
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    Post by Cap'n Clutch on Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:34 am

    SensFan71 wrote:pugnacity - how Burke's team is referred to as now with his geniusy moves.

    You get an F. You have to make up words for the Burketionary Razz


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    Post by Cap'n Clutch on Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:38 am

    Geniouser - The act of Brian Burke showing just how much more geniousy his GM abilities are over all others.


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    Re: The Burketionary

    Post by rooneypoo on Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:40 am

    Scrotumnosing -- the act of publicly fellating Brian Burke, verbally

    EX.: Every word spoken about Burke on TSN and/or Sportsnet.
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    Post by Cap'n Clutch on Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:50 am

    rooneypoo wrote:Scrotumnosing -- the act of publicly fellating Brian Burke, verbally

    EX.: Every word spoken about Burke on TSN and/or Sportsnet.

    Related terms: Nobpolishing, Sakwashing, Nutnuzzling


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    Post by SensFan71 on Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:56 am

    rooneypoo wrote:Scrotumnosing -- the act of publicly fellating Brian Burke, verbally

    EX.: Every word spoken about Burke on TSN and/or Sportsnet.

    Pierre McGuire is a prime example of this term.
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    Post by Cap'n Clutch on Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:59 am

    Nutsacrine - The sweet flavouring Scrotumnosers claim to taste while verbally felating with Brian Burke. It's also believed to be low calorie.


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    Post by SeawaySensFan on Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:04 am

    SensFan71 wrote:
    rooneypoo wrote:Scrotumnosing -- the act of publicly fellating Brian Burke, verbally

    EX.: Every word spoken about Burke on TSN and/or Sportsnet.

    Pierre McGuire is a prime example of this term.

    The Burkesaurus has Scrotumnosing being synonymous with "NameDroppering".

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    Post by SensFan71 on Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:07 am

    Cap'n Clutch wrote:
    SensFan71 wrote:pugnacity - how Burke's team is referred to as now with his geniusy moves.

    You get an F. You have to make up words for the Burketionary Razz

    oh you are so mean, I don't want to play with you guys anymore Laughing3 Ahhhhh!
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    Post by rooneypoo on Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:25 am

    Burkexaggeration -- (noun) the act of scrotumnosing Burke for what is really an insignificant roster move, such as signing a backup goalie, 4th liner, or Marlie plug.

    -- (verb) to Burkeaggerate, Burkexaggerating, Burkexaggerated, etc.

    Burkesaurus -- (verb) to Monster, to Walin, to Hanson.
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    Post by rooneypoo on Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:50 am

    Burketation -- (noun) a dictatory trade technique patented by Brian Burke (according to scrotumnosers worldwide), whereby the said Burke simply demands your player and, through sheer force of his awesome will, compels you to give him up regardless of the return.

    -- (verb) to Burketate, Burketating, etc. Derived from dictator, dictation, intimidation.

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    Post by SensFan71 on Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:55 am

    rooneypoo wrote:Burketation -- (noun) a dictatory trade technique patented by Brian Burke (according to scrotumnosers worldwide), whereby the said Burke simply demands your player and, through sheer force of his awesome will, compels you to give him up regardless of the return.

    -- (verb) to Burketate, Burketating, etc. Derived from dictator, dictation, intimidation.

    sounds incredibly more terrifying than the Force used by Jedi's worldwide, rather take my chances against the Dark Side rather than Burke.
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    Post by rooneypoo on Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:59 am

    Burkatory Rape -- (noun) the act of pillaging your prospect farm while garnering the reputation for being a great GM.

    Not to be confused with

    Burkenation -- (noun) the act of walking into a deep team and prospect farm built up for you by someone else, and then taking all the credit for building a Stanley Cup winning team.

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