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31Tickle my funnybone.  NOW! - Page 3 Empty Re: Tickle my funnybone. NOW! on Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:02 pm

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32Tickle my funnybone.  NOW! - Page 3 Empty Re: Tickle my funnybone. NOW! on Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:45 am

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HA HA!

We call those "Jewellry moves".

Wink

33Tickle my funnybone.  NOW! - Page 3 Empty Re: Tickle my funnybone. NOW! on Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:48 am

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A caddy pulls up to a gas station in the middle of nowhere. "Gomer" runs up to the driver's side to ask the driver what's his pleasure.

He notices some golf tees on the dashboard and asks what they are. The driver replies, "Well, son, I use this to rest the balls on when driving."

Gomer walks back and mutters to himself, "Those Caddy people, they think of everything."

34Tickle my funnybone.  NOW! - Page 3 Empty Re: Tickle my funnybone. NOW! on Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:52 am

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shabbs wrote:HA HA!

We call those "Jewellry moves".

Wink

Which reminds me of that fake People's Jewlery ad with the shadow of a man giving a woman a diamond (from Family Guy, I think), and the end caption "A diamond -- she'll pretty much have to" as the woman, you know.

Let me see if I find it quickly:


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35Tickle my funnybone.  NOW! - Page 3 Empty Re: Tickle my funnybone. NOW! on Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:12 am

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The 'Deram' should be a pri-Mary skool Edumacation.

36Tickle my funnybone.  NOW! - Page 3 Empty Re: Tickle my funnybone. NOW! on Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:22 am

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That's just as good as that misspelled School sign:

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Hey, I don't have all the answers. In life, to be honest, I've failed as much as I have succeeded. But I love my wife. I love my life. And I wish you my kind of success.
- Dicky Fox

37Tickle my funnybone.  NOW! - Page 3 Empty Re: Tickle my funnybone. NOW! on Fri Jul 31, 2009 4:10 pm

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this isnt so much funny as creepy

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look at the top right corner, then the date.

38Tickle my funnybone.  NOW! - Page 3 Empty Re: Tickle my funnybone. NOW! on Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:50 pm

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I don't think the date is the date of publication -- it's an insert for popbytes. That said, I *do* remember someone saying he was in very bad health and could be gone in six months. I actually think it was more recent than January.


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39Tickle my funnybone.  NOW! - Page 3 Empty Re: Tickle my funnybone. NOW! on Sat Aug 01, 2009 8:58 am

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HA HA!

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Oops!

40Tickle my funnybone.  NOW! - Page 3 Empty Re: Tickle my funnybone. NOW! on Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:17 am

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Bet it's supposed to be pronounced like Crea[te] Mass. Just like Tobias Funke's business card was supposed to be pronounced like Anal[yst]/[The]rapist:

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- Dicky Fox

41Tickle my funnybone.  NOW! - Page 3 Empty Re: Tickle my funnybone. NOW! on Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:21 am

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wprager wrote:Bet it's supposed to be pronounced like Crea[te] Mass. Just like Tobias Funke's business card was supposed to be pronounced like Anal[yst]/[The]rapist:
For sure...

Crea[tine]Mass...

Love that card...

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42Tickle my funnybone.  NOW! - Page 3 Empty Re: Tickle my funnybone. NOW! on Mon Aug 03, 2009 11:15 pm

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A Bad
Time For Honesty

Just imagine sitting in
traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Chicago folks DID hear this
on the WBAM FM morning show in Chicago. The DJs play a game where they award
winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match". The DJs call
someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with
someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3
random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the
name of their partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner
answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize. One
particular game, however, several months ago made the City of Big Shoulders
drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing I've heard
yet. Anyway, here's how it all went down:

DJ: "Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM.
Have you ever heard of 'MateMatch'?"
Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."
DJ: "Great! Then you know we're
giving away a trip to Orlando , Florida if you win. What is your name? First
name only please."

Contestant: "Brian."
DJ: "Brian, are you married or
what?"

Brian: "Yes."
DJ: "Yes? Does that mean you're
married or you're what?"

Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."
DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your
wife's name? First only please."

Brian: "Sara."
DJ: "Is Sara at work,
Brian?"

Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is
she at work?"

Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."
DJ: "Okay, first question - when
was the last time you had sex?"

Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Brian! Stay with me
here!"

Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."
DJ: "Question #2 - How long did
it last?"

Brian: "About 10 minutes."
DJ: "Wow! You really want that
trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake."

Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where
did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?"

Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."
DJ: "This sounds good, Brian.
Where was it at?"

Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mom is staying with us
for a couple of weeks..."
DJ: "Uh huh..."
Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: "On the kitchen table."
DJ: "Not that great?? That is
more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I
will put Brian on hold, get this wife's work number and call her up. You
listen to this."-3 minutes of commercials follow

DJ: "Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?"(touch tones....
ringing....)
Clerk: "Kinkos."
DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"
Clerk: "This is she."
DJ: "Sarah, this is Edgar with WBAM. We are live on the air right now and
I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."
Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of
hours?"

DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to
give any answers away o r you'll lose. So do you know the rules of 'MateMatch'?"
Sarah: "No."
DJ: "Good!"
Brian: (laughing)
Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"
Brian (laughing) "Just answer his
questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest."
DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If
your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to
Orlando , Florida for 5 days on us. Disney World. Sea World. Tickets to the
Magic's game. The whole deal. Get it Sarah?"
Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"
Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this
morning before Brian went to work."

DJ: "What time?"
Sarah: "Around 8 this
morning."

DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"
Sarah: "12, 15 minutes
maybe."

DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his
manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from a
trip to Florida. Are you ready?"
Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Where did you have it?"
Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You
didn't tell them that, did you?"

Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
DJ: "What is bothering you so
much, Sarah?"

Sarah: "Well, it's just that my mom is vacationing with us and..."
DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you
have it?

Sarah: "Up the Donkey....."



After a long pause, the DJ said, "OK Folks, we need to take a station
break......

43Tickle my funnybone.  NOW! - Page 3 Empty Re: Tickle my funnybone. NOW! on Tue Aug 04, 2009 10:06 am

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45Tickle my funnybone.  NOW! - Page 3 Empty Re: Tickle my funnybone. NOW! on Tue Aug 04, 2009 7:32 pm

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46Tickle my funnybone.  NOW! - Page 3 Empty Re: Tickle my funnybone. NOW! on Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:47 am

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47Tickle my funnybone.  NOW! - Page 3 Empty Re: Tickle my funnybone. NOW! on Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:55 am

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48Tickle my funnybone.  NOW! - Page 3 Empty Re: Tickle my funnybone. NOW! on Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:14 am

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This from the auditions for the talent show Russian's Got Talent.

No different than America's got Talent or Britain's got Talent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv6qxC4IToU

It starts off slow...but just wait for the ending. :KKK: :^^^: Shocked!

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