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76Tickle my funnybone.  NOW! - Page 6 Empty Re: Tickle my funnybone. NOW! on Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:00 am

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Bass Destruction wrote:A joke courtesy of the newest issue of Esquire magazine. Every month they have a page called "A funny joke from a beautiful woman." This week they got Alison Brie from "Mad Men".

Esquire wrote:A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads, "Cheese sandwich $3.50. Chicken sandwich $4.50. Handjob $5." He checks his wallet and calls over the waitress. He asks, "Are you the one who does the handjob?"

She smiles at him seductively and says, "I am."

He says, "Well , wash your friggin' hands. I want a cheese sandwich."

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77Tickle my funnybone.  NOW! - Page 6 Empty Re: Tickle my funnybone. NOW! on Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:12 am

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Here's one my since deceased (passed away in 1998) father inlaw used to like telling.

This gentleman is settling into a retirement home and the staff warn him that there's a bit of a crazy lady who, runs down the hall, stops at each door, opens her robe and yells "SUPER PUSSSY".

So sure enough the woman comes knockin' on his door, he opens the door and she yells "SUPER PUSSSY".

The man responds back "I'll take the SOUP!".

78Tickle my funnybone.  NOW! - Page 6 Empty Re: Tickle my funnybone. NOW! on Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:20 am

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Cap'n Clutch wrote:Here's one my since deceased (passed away in 1998) father inlaw used to like telling.

This gentleman is settling into a retirement home and the staff warn him that there's a bit of a crazy lady who, runs down the hall, stops at each door, opens her robe and yells "SUPER PUSSSY".

So sure enough the woman comes knockin' on his door, he opens the door and she yells "SUPER PUSSSY".

The man responds back "I'll take the SOUP!".

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79Tickle my funnybone.  NOW! - Page 6 Empty Re: Tickle my funnybone. NOW! on Tue Sep 22, 2009 8:04 pm

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Ovie taking a huge bong hit from one of his awards...

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80Tickle my funnybone.  NOW! - Page 6 Empty Re: Tickle my funnybone. NOW! on Tue Sep 22, 2009 8:24 pm

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Is party now?

Yes!


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81Tickle my funnybone.  NOW! - Page 6 Empty Re: Tickle my funnybone. NOW! on Tue Sep 22, 2009 8:25 pm

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Watch out Ovie, you saw what happened to Phelps.

82Tickle my funnybone.  NOW! - Page 6 Empty Re: Tickle my funnybone. NOW! on Sat Sep 26, 2009 6:16 pm

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Tickle my funnybone.  NOW! - Page 6 Barnaby3

83Tickle my funnybone.  NOW! - Page 6 Empty Re: Tickle my funnybone. NOW! on Sat Sep 26, 2009 6:21 pm

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Teemu Selanne and his "kids"

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84Tickle my funnybone.  NOW! - Page 6 Empty Re: Tickle my funnybone. NOW! on Sat Sep 26, 2009 6:42 pm

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85Tickle my funnybone.  NOW! - Page 6 Empty Re: Tickle my funnybone. NOW! on Sun Sep 27, 2009 12:55 am

Tuk Tuk

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Tuk Tuk wrote:Teemu Selanne and his "kids"

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Seriously, anybody got a backstory? Tickle my funnybone.  NOW! - Page 6 30582

86Tickle my funnybone.  NOW! - Page 6 Empty Re: Tickle my funnybone. NOW! on Sun Sep 27, 2009 12:01 pm

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Tuk Tuk wrote:Seriously, anybody got a backstory? Tickle my funnybone.  NOW! - Page 6 30582

Perhaps he's the son of the guy on the left.

87Tickle my funnybone.  NOW! - Page 6 Empty Re: Tickle my funnybone. NOW! on Sun Sep 27, 2009 12:03 pm

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No, I've checked with other pictures, those are Teemu's kids*.

*atleast on their birth certificate

88Tickle my funnybone.  NOW! - Page 6 Empty Re: Tickle my funnybone. NOW! on Sun Sep 27, 2009 2:59 pm

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The little girl looks a little asian as well. We always knew that Selanne and Kariya were close, we just didn't know how close.


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89Tickle my funnybone.  NOW! - Page 6 Empty Re: Tickle my funnybone. NOW! on Sun Sep 27, 2009 7:43 pm

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