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    Post by SensFan71 on Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:00 am

    Bass Destruction wrote:A joke courtesy of the newest issue of Esquire magazine. Every month they have a page called "A funny joke from a beautiful woman." This week they got Alison Brie from "Mad Men".

    Esquire wrote:A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads, "Cheese sandwich $3.50. Chicken sandwich $4.50. Handjob $5." He checks his wallet and calls over the waitress. He asks, "Are you the one who does the handjob?"

    She smiles at him seductively and says, "I am."

    He says, "Well , wash your friggin' hands. I want a cheese sandwich."


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    Post by Cap'n Clutch on Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:12 am

    Here's one my since deceased (passed away in 1998) father inlaw used to like telling.

    This gentleman is settling into a retirement home and the staff warn him that there's a bit of a crazy lady who, runs down the hall, stops at each door, opens her robe and yells "SUPER PUSSSY".

    So sure enough the woman comes knockin' on his door, he opens the door and she yells "SUPER PUSSSY".

    The man responds back "I'll take the SOUP!".

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    Post by SensFan71 on Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:20 am

    Cap'n Clutch wrote:Here's one my since deceased (passed away in 1998) father inlaw used to like telling.

    This gentleman is settling into a retirement home and the staff warn him that there's a bit of a crazy lady who, runs down the hall, stops at each door, opens her robe and yells "SUPER PUSSSY".

    So sure enough the woman comes knockin' on his door, he opens the door and she yells "SUPER PUSSSY".

    The man responds back "I'll take the SOUP!".

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    Post by shabbs on Tue Sep 22, 2009 8:04 pm

    Ovie taking a huge bong hit from one of his awards...



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    Post by wprager on Tue Sep 22, 2009 8:24 pm

    Is party now?

    Yes!


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    Post by Tuk Tuk on Tue Sep 22, 2009 8:25 pm

    Watch out Ovie, you saw what happened to Phelps.
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    Post by Tuk Tuk on Sat Sep 26, 2009 6:16 pm

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    Post by Tuk Tuk on Sat Sep 26, 2009 6:21 pm

    Teemu Selanne and his "kids"

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    Post by Riprock on Sat Sep 26, 2009 6:42 pm

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    Post by Tuk Tuk on Sun Sep 27, 2009 12:55 am

    Tuk Tuk wrote:Teemu Selanne and his "kids"


    Seriously, anybody got a backstory?
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    Post by asq2 on Sun Sep 27, 2009 12:01 pm

    Tuk Tuk wrote:Seriously, anybody got a backstory?

    Perhaps he's the son of the guy on the left.
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    Post by Tuk Tuk on Sun Sep 27, 2009 12:03 pm

    No, I've checked with other pictures, those are Teemu's kids*.

    *atleast on their birth certificate
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    Post by wprager on Sun Sep 27, 2009 2:59 pm

    The little girl looks a little asian as well. We always knew that Selanne and Kariya were close, we just didn't know how close.


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    Post by Tuk Tuk on Sun Sep 27, 2009 7:43 pm

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    Post by Riprock on Sun Sep 27, 2009 7:47 pm

    That is cool, man, who ever thinks of these things... betetr than the original lol... both i mean.
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    Post by Tuk Tuk on Sun Sep 27, 2009 7:49 pm

    Na, I love SLTS, and I'm a country fan.
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    Post by Tuk Tuk on Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:16 pm

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