You Know it is a Slow News Day When....

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    You Know it is a Slow News Day When....

    Post by Guest on Tue Aug 04, 2009 2:52 pm

    Seriously on the Sportsnet's home page...

    http://www.sportsnet.ca/golf/2009/08/04/woods_fart/

    Did Woods fart or not? Has to be the lamest story of all time. Only worth noting due to the lame-osity...
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    Post by PTFlea on Tue Aug 04, 2009 2:54 pm

    LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlame. :p:
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    Post by SeawaySensFan on Tue Aug 04, 2009 2:59 pm

    What's lame is having to endure replay after replay after replay of that big-toothed fool pumping his fist in slow motion while there are other players making shots.
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    Post by wprager on Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:49 pm

    I bet you could hear the fart if you stood next to the grassy knoll.

    But the article says the clip (removed) showed Woods passing wind. How???!


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    Post by Acrobat on Wed Aug 05, 2009 9:18 pm

    wprager wrote:I bet you could hear the fart if you stood next to the grassy knoll.

    But the article says the clip (removed) showed Woods passing wind. How???!

    Wet fart.
    Really wet.
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    Post by shabbs on Wed Aug 05, 2009 9:26 pm

    wprager wrote:I bet you could hear the fart if you stood next to the grassy knoll.

    But the article says the clip (removed) showed Woods passing wind. How???!
    Clearly there was a 2nd farter...
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    Post by Acrobat on Thu Aug 06, 2009 5:48 pm

    Or it was a "Magic Fart"...

    Do we need to convene the Emission Commission?

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