Tiger Woods Injured in a car crash (procedes to nail tonnes of women)

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    Post by SeawaySensFan on Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:21 pm

    shabbs wrote:I think we all know now how he really injured his knee...

    Fooooooooooore!

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    Post by PTFlea on Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:23 pm

    This guy is a sex machine. A male prostitute some might say.

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    Post by SeawaySensFan on Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:31 pm

    SpezDispenser wrote:This guy is a sex machine. A male prostitute some might say.


    Silly Tiger! Doesn't he know sex sells? And here he wasted all his valuable time building a clean image. If he'd only have been himself he'd be richer than Oprah!
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    Post by PTFlea on Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:33 pm

    Goodness...would he ever be wealthy.
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    Post by SeawaySensFan on Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:57 pm

    shabbs wrote:Word is she's moved out, has bought a house in Sweden and Tiger has been linked to 10+ women...

    Here's one of the 10+:

    Tiger Woods' sizzling date with a hotcakes waitress was the reason he agreed to pose for a rare cover shoot for Men's Fitness magazine, sources said yesterday.
    Woods was "getting busy" with Perkins eatery waitress/manager Mindy Lawton in his SUV -- and reportedly drove up to her trailer park -- in the spring of 2007 when they were photographed by a lensman from the National Enquirer, sources said.


    Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/cover_up_over_flapjack_floozy_VnYxzROH07727OKLm4DvmJ#ixzz0Z7Ze4aRp
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    Post by hemlock on Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:59 pm

    SeawaySensFan wrote:
    shabbs wrote:Word is she's moved out, has bought a house in Sweden and Tiger has been linked to 10+ women...

    Here's one of the 10+:

    Tiger Woods' sizzling date with a hotcakes waitress was the reason he agreed to pose for a rare cover shoot for Men's Fitness magazine, sources said yesterday.
    Woods was "getting busy" with Perkins eatery waitress/manager Mindy Lawton in his SUV -- and reportedly drove up to her trailer park -- in the spring of 2007 when they were photographed by a lensman from the National Enquirer, sources said.


    Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/cover_up_over_flapjack_floozy_VnYxzROH07727OKLm4DvmJ#ixzz0Z7Ze4aRp

    Drove up to her trailer park?

    Good to know that this guy who's worth a trillion dollars is keeping his standards up? What were there no old ladies to get a gummer from at the time?

    What a pigdog this jerkoff is.
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    Post by PTFlea on Tue Dec 08, 2009 1:07 pm

    hemlock wrote:
    SeawaySensFan wrote:
    shabbs wrote:Word is she's moved out, has bought a house in Sweden and Tiger has been linked to 10+ women...

    Here's one of the 10+:

    Tiger Woods' sizzling date with a hotcakes waitress was the reason he agreed to pose for a rare cover shoot for Men's Fitness magazine, sources said yesterday.
    Woods was "getting busy" with Perkins eatery waitress/manager Mindy Lawton in his SUV -- and reportedly drove up to her trailer park -- in the spring of 2007 when they were photographed by a lensman from the National Enquirer, sources said.


    Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/cover_up_over_flapjack_floozy_VnYxzROH07727OKLm4DvmJ#ixzz0Z7Ze4aRp

    Drove up to her trailer park?

    Good to know that this guy who's worth a trillion dollars is keeping his standards up? What were there no old ladies to get a gummer from at the time?

    What a pigdog this jerkoff is.

    Ahahahahahahah. I was waiting for someone to say something about that. Laughing3
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    Post by SeawaySensFan on Tue Dec 08, 2009 1:26 pm

    hemlock wrote:What a pigdog this jerkoff is.

    This jerkoff?
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    Re: Tiger Woods Injured in a car crash (procedes to nail tonnes of women)

    Post by shabbs on Tue Dec 08, 2009 1:59 pm

    This is going from bad to worse very fast. I'm starting to wonder if he'll recover from this... ever.

    "I'm Tiger Woods... and this Cadillac Escalade is awesome for gettin' it on in the back seat... lots of room to get busy with the ladies... if you know what I mean..."

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    Post by SeawaySensFan on Tue Dec 08, 2009 2:09 pm

    I had to endure multiple angles of the slow-motion fist pump while I was trying to enjoy a golf broadcast so I really have no sympathy.
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    Post by beedub on Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:26 pm

    I heard on the Team this morning that the first lady who came out is actually the 'pimp' who arranged all of Tiger's dalliances for him.

    This guy has made himself the laughingstock of North America
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    Re: Tiger Woods Injured in a car crash (procedes to nail tonnes of women)

    Post by Cap'n Clutch on Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:31 pm

    The real question is how can we make this about Spezza? Sarcasm Ahhhhh!


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    beedub wrote:I heard on the Team this morning that the first lady who came out is actually the 'pimp' who arranged all of Tiger's dalliances for him.

    This guy has made himself the laughingstock of North America

    This guy?
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    Post by hemlock on Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:55 pm

    Tiger's done it. Hitler is PISSED!

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    Post by PTFlea on Wed Dec 09, 2009 1:34 pm

    Laughing3 That was potentially the funniest of them all.
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    Post by SeawaySensFan on Wed Dec 09, 2009 1:41 pm

    I didn't know Fiji was known for it's spices.
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    Post by hemlock on Wed Dec 09, 2009 3:19 pm

    SeawaySensFan wrote:I didn't know Fiji was known for it's spices.

    He's from Fiji yes, but I believe his family's heritage lies in India. Singh is a very common Sikh name.
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    Re: Tiger Woods Injured in a car crash (procedes to nail tonnes of women)

    Post by PTFlea on Wed Dec 09, 2009 3:21 pm

    Mind you, are we even sure Tiger lied? He never said he slept with these girls, there was no sleeping involved.

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