Happy Limerick Day - clean it up contest

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    Happy Limerick Day - clean it up contest

    Post by wprager on Tue May 11, 2010 6:16 pm

    OK, if you've been to highschool you probably know this limerick. Its original form is quite, umm, naughty, so the context is to clean it up by replacing the asterisks. As with the other thread, if there's enough entries, we'll add a poll later. Here is the dirty limerick:

    There once was a man from Nantucket
    Whose **** was so long he could **** it
    He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin
    "If my *** was a **** I could **** it!"

    If you feel like replacing a non-asterisk word, go ahead, just don't replace everything in sight.

    Have at it!


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    Re: Happy Limerick Day - clean it up contest

    Post by wprager on Tue May 11, 2010 7:21 pm

    There once was a man from Nantucket
    Whose hair was so long he could tuckit
    He pondered a while, then he said with a smile
    "If my chin had a corn I could shuckit!"


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