Which remote control button for your kids -- poll added :)

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    Which remote control button for your kids -- poll added :)

    Post by wprager on Sun Aug 08, 2010 7:17 am

    Having just spend two weeks vacationing with the family (including roughly 2,000 km driving), the thoughts of having a remote control for the kids have been drifting in and out of my brain. If you could have one button, which would it be?

    Power: turn them off when it's bed time
    Volume (yes, including mute): no need to explain this one
    Rewind: quickly undo what they just did and let them have a second chance
    Fast Forward: get through a 45-minute tantrum in seconds
    Pause: I'd use that whenever the phone rings so I can answer it in peace
    Record: perhaps so you can blackmail them later?
    Channel Up/Down: change their mood

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    Post by wprager on Mon Aug 09, 2010 1:17 pm

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    Re: Which remote control button for your kids -- poll added :)

    Post by The Silfer Server on Mon Aug 09, 2010 1:51 pm

    This comes from a non-father:

    Record: ability to change your child and create a perfect one.
    Source: Make the child not yours. Maury comes out and says, you are NOT the father
    Twin Picture: create a duplicate. Not sure why you'd want this one
    Sleep: ability to make them sleep.

    Keyboard buttons:
    Escape: ability to leave, and just be away.
    Space: ability to push your child so you are alone for awhile
    Return: ability to give him back to the doctor, or back into the womb, your choice
    Delete: Is it still an abortion if he/she has been born"ed"
    Ctrl: Control your child's actions/make them behave

    But seriously, if i could have one it would be Rewind, so i could recapture any moment. And if something, God forbid happened to them, I would be given a chance to help them.

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