Favorite silly jokes!

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    Re: Favorite silly jokes!

    Post by Flo The Action on Sun Jul 17, 2011 6:24 am

    this doesn't consist on telling a joke but it was one thing I did at a couple of parties as a teen. this works only in winter when the heatrs are on close to full blast. (and you don't especially like the persons house you're partying at)

    1. enjoy your first beer of the nighttalk to people, walk around and when the beer is almost over go to the can.

    2. while in the can, carefully piss in the bottle without getting any on your hands

    3. walk out of the bathroom, act all cool and all and slowly walk on over to the heaters.
    4 this works best when the heaters are behind something such as the sofa or curtains.... deposit the beer.

    5 sit back enjoy a few beers and leave when you're done.

    6 depending on the kind of heaters your dealing with but within 3 to 10 hours they'll be a wicked smell coming from that room. hot Piss is not a nice smell but it's funny in the kind of funny where the jokes not on you.

    I was a troubled teen Sarcasm


    we also pissed in a bottle another time at a house party and passed the bottles to one guy i really detested.... ooohhh he swigged on that one hard. I cryed laughing i remember.


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    Re: Favorite silly jokes!

    Post by wprager on Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:15 am

    And now, re-read the story while looking at Flo's current avatar.

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    Re: Favorite silly jokes!

    Post by Flo The Action on Sun Jul 17, 2011 10:34 am

    wprager wrote:And now, re-read the story while looking at Flo's current avatar.
    yeah would be funny if BM had a secret dark prankster side.

    speaking of i still do put half bananas(already peeled) inside some of my friends boots. they don't notice it until they stick their feel all the way in. By that time the banana is mooshed against the interior. it's always good for a giggle. would probably work well in skates as well.
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    Re: Favorite silly jokes!

    Post by wprager on Sun Jul 17, 2011 11:19 am

    $800 moulded skates? Probably not so funny.


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    Re: Favorite silly jokes!

    Post by Flo The Action on Sun Jul 17, 2011 11:50 am

    wprager wrote:$800 moulded skates? Probably not so funny.
    nothing a spoon and some museli can't fix. call it the Allegrino breakfast of champions, served in a skate. (he's the Head Equipment Manager).

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