WTF? Did Cronenbergfan know this?

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    WTF? Did Cronenbergfan know this?

    Post by PTFlea on Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:35 am

    Which cult filmmaker turned down opportunities to direct Top Gun and RoboCop?

    If you guessed David Cronenberg....you're full of Dung.
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    Post by shabbs on Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:38 am

    Apparently that's the truth...

    http://www.imdb.com/

    Interesting. I'm a big fan of his movies.
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    Re: WTF? Did Cronenbergfan know this?

    Post by Cronie on Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:38 am

    huh? Full of dung?
    Wouldn't that imply that if you guessed Cronenberg, you'd be wrong?
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    Post by PTFlea on Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:39 am

    Cronenbergfan wrote:huh? Full of dung?
    Wouldn't that imply that if you guessed Cronenberg, you'd be wrong?

    No, it implies it would be an extremely lucky guess.
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    Re: WTF? Did Cronenbergfan know this?

    Post by Cronie on Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:40 am

    I ADORE Cronenberg, well, as I refer to my powerhouses, the Two Davids: David Cronenberg and David Lynch! Hands down two of the BEST and respected Directors/Authors out there!

    Did you also know that Cronenberg was supposed to direct Total Recall and Return of the Jedi?
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    Post by PTFlea on Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:40 am

    LOL. Imagine Top Gun.

    Maverick would so do Iceman right before he went over to Kelly McGillis' apartment for some unbelievably kinky action there too.
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    Post by Cronie on Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:40 am

    504Heater wrote:
    Cronenbergfan wrote:huh? Full of dung?
    Wouldn't that imply that if you guessed Cronenberg, you'd be wrong?

    No, it implies it would be an extremely lucky guess.

    HAHAH! Oops. Once again, my caffeine levels are plummeting.
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    Post by PTFlea on Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:40 am

    Cronenbergfan wrote:I ADORE Cronenberg, well, as I refer to my powerhouses, the Two Davids: David Cronenberg and David Lynch! Hands down two of the BEST and respected Directors/Authors out there!

    Did you also know that Cronenberg was supposed to direct Total Recall and Return of the Jedi?

    Jedi! Man oh man...can you imagine!
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    Post by Cronie on Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:42 am

    504Heater wrote:LOL. Imagine Top Gun.

    Maverick would so do Iceman right before he went over to Kelly McGillis' apartment for some unbelievably kinky action there too.

    Actually, in 1985, he was still experimenting with his "body horror" phenomenon, so when he and Kelly McGillis got it on, she would have passed on some sort of nasty, never-before-seen VD that would see Tom Cruise's body to melt away and slowly turn into some sort of plasmatic ooze that craved blood, specifically menstrual blood! LOL

    Wow! I would have PAID top $$ to see THAT version of TOP gun! LOL
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    Post by PTFlea on Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:44 am

    Cronenbergfan wrote:
    504Heater wrote:LOL. Imagine Top Gun.

    Maverick would so do Iceman right before he went over to Kelly McGillis' apartment for some unbelievably kinky action there too.

    Actually, in 1985, he was still experimenting with his "body horror" phenomenon, so when he and Kelly McGillis got it on, she would have passed on some sort of nasty, never-before-seen VD that would see Tom Cruise's body to melt away and slowly turn into some sort of plasmatic ooze that craved blood, specifically menstrual blood! LOL

    Wow! I would have PAID top $$ to see THAT version of TOP gun! LOL

    But...then who would've shot down the Ruskkies at the end? :D
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    Post by Cronie on Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:53 am

    504Heater wrote:
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    504Heater wrote:LOL. Imagine Top Gun.

    Maverick would so do Iceman right before he went over to Kelly McGillis' apartment for some unbelievably kinky action there too.

    Actually, in 1985, he was still experimenting with his "body horror" phenomenon, so when he and Kelly McGillis got it on, she would have passed on some sort of nasty, never-before-seen VD that would see Tom Cruise's body to melt away and slowly turn into some sort of plasmatic ooze that craved blood, specifically menstrual blood! LOL

    Wow! I would have PAID top $$ to see THAT version of TOP gun! LOL

    But...then who would've shot down the Ruskkies at the end? :D

    Well, by "scanning" them to death, of course! Smile
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    Post by PTFlea on Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:55 am

    Cronenbergfan wrote:
    504Heater wrote:
    Cronenbergfan wrote:
    504Heater wrote:LOL. Imagine Top Gun.

    Maverick would so do Iceman right before he went over to Kelly McGillis' apartment for some unbelievably kinky action there too.

    Actually, in 1985, he was still experimenting with his "body horror" phenomenon, so when he and Kelly McGillis got it on, she would have passed on some sort of nasty, never-before-seen VD that would see Tom Cruise's body to melt away and slowly turn into some sort of plasmatic ooze that craved blood, specifically menstrual blood! LOL

    Wow! I would have PAID top $$ to see THAT version of TOP gun! LOL

    But...then who would've shot down the Ruskkies at the end? :D

    Well, by "scanning" them to death, of course! Smile

    Oh, my bad, he'd still be 'alive' after his melting. How could I have missed that. :D
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    Re: WTF? Did Cronenbergfan know this?

    Post by Cronie on Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:59 am

    LOL!!

    O.k. this could go on for a while!

    On a completely different tangent: I was quite excited to hear about a Max Payne film being done, as I was addicted to that game on my PC for months on end, but then to find out that annoying midget Mila "Jackie on the 70's show" Kunis is playing Mona Sax makes me want to puke!!
    Not to mention they had to trim and submit and re-submit their film 3 times so they could get the pathetic PG-13 rating they craved!! F**K! I hate hollywood!!
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    Re: WTF? Did Cronenbergfan know this?

    Post by beedub on Thu Oct 09, 2008 12:46 pm

    MILA KUNIS??

    God, she is so hot! Did you see her in 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall'. Hated the movie, but damn! she was absolutely edible. Yummmm
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    Re: WTF? Did Cronenbergfan know this?

    Post by Cronie on Thu Oct 09, 2008 12:47 pm

    beedub wrote:MILA KUNIS??

    God, she is so hot! Did you see her in 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall'. Hated the movie, but damn! she was absolutely edible. Yummmm

    Fair enough... She's not my cup of tea, but I can see where you're coming from.
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