GAME DAY #59: Hurricanes @ Senators - 7:30 pm - Thursday, Feb 18 2016

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    GAME DAY #59: Hurricanes @ Senators - 7:30 pm - Thursday, Feb 18 2016

    Post by wprager on Thu Feb 18, 2016 9:21 am

    GAME DAY #59: Hurricanes @ Senators - 7:30 pm - Thursday, Feb 18 2016

    ("Here I am ...")




    Fan:              Here's one-
    Sens mgmt:   Ninepence.
    Sens team:    (feebly) I'm not dead!
    Sens mgmt:   (suprised) What?
    Fan:              Nothing!  Here's your ninepence....
    Sens team:    I'm not dead!
    Sens mgmt:   'Ere!  'E says 'e's not dead!
    Fan:              Yes he is.
    Sens team:    I'm not!
    Sens mgmt:   'E isn't?
    Fan:              Well... he will be soon-- he's double-digits out...
    Sens team:    I won the last game.

    Fan:              So what, you'll be mathematically eliminated in a moment.
    Sens mgmt:   I can't take 'im like that!  It's against the CBA!
    Sens team:    I don't want to go in the draft lottery....
    Fan:              Oh, don't be such a baby.
    Sens mgmt:   I can't take 'im....
    Sens team:    I feel fine!
    Fan:              Well, do us a favor...
    Sens mgmt:   I can't!
    Fan:                Can you hang around a couple of games?  He won't be long...
    Sens mgmt:   No, gotta get to Therrien's, they lost again yesterday.
    Fan:              Well, when's your next round?
    Sens mgmt:   Thursday.
    Sens team:    I think I'll go on a streak....
    Fan:              You're not fooling anyone, you know--
                        (to Sens mgmt) Look, isn't there something you can do...?

    (they both look around)

    Sens team:    Phaneuf fixes the top four!  MacArthur will be back soon!

    (Sens mgmt deals the team a swift blow to the head by playing Wiercioch.  The team goes limp.)

    Fan:              (throwing the team onto the cart) Ah.  thanks very much.
    Sens mgmt:   Not at all.  See you on Draft Day!


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    Re: GAME DAY #59: Hurricanes @ Senators - 7:30 pm - Thursday, Feb 18 2016

    Post by SeawaySensFan on Thu Feb 18, 2016 9:26 am

    Let's keep the streak going and see where it takes us...
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    Re: GAME DAY #59: Hurricanes @ Senators - 7:30 pm - Thursday, Feb 18 2016

    Post by wprager on Thu Feb 18, 2016 9:39 am

    I should have said "...by playing Wiercioch alongside a concussed, wrong-handed Borowiecki, while Wideman languishes in the press box". But that would have been a little heavy-handed, I think.


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    Re: GAME DAY #59: Hurricanes @ Senators - 7:30 pm - Thursday, Feb 18 2016

    Post by tim1_2 on Thu Feb 18, 2016 9:50 am

    Cussing Carolina. And they're one of the hottest teams in the league right now to boot. Let's do it.
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    Re: GAME DAY #59: Hurricanes @ Senators - 7:30 pm - Thursday, Feb 18 2016

    Post by wprager on Thu Feb 18, 2016 9:54 am

    I knew it!

    Bruce Garrioch ‏@SunGarrioch 2m2 minutes ago

    Mark Borowiecki is on the ice this AM. #Sens


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    Re: GAME DAY #59: Hurricanes @ Senators - 7:30 pm - Thursday, Feb 18 2016

    Post by tim1_2 on Thu Feb 18, 2016 11:32 am

    Lines expected to remain the same.

    Anderson starts.
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    Re: GAME DAY #59: Hurricanes @ Senators - 7:30 pm - Thursday, Feb 18 2016

    Post by PTFlea on Thu Feb 18, 2016 11:38 am

    Boro is the ultimate warrior...just don't mess with a concussion, if that's what it was.
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    Re: GAME DAY #59: Hurricanes @ Senators - 7:30 pm - Thursday, Feb 18 2016

    Post by wprager on Thu Feb 18, 2016 11:54 am

    SpezDispensed wrote:Boro is the ultimate warrior...just don't mess with a concussion, if that's what it was.

    I never saw it except in highlilghts. It looked like as he was going down Saad's stick came up. So I don't think it he was cut from hitting either the boards or the ice. But it did look like he was out cold for a short time. I know that's not what defines a concussion but, still.

    Mind you, couple days later he's helping get a car out of the ditch, so who knows.


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    Re: GAME DAY #59: Hurricanes @ Senators - 7:30 pm - Thursday, Feb 18 2016

    Post by Flo The Action on Thu Feb 18, 2016 12:00 pm

    Nice nod to Monty Python prags! Good one.
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    Re: GAME DAY #59: Hurricanes @ Senators - 7:30 pm - Thursday, Feb 18 2016

    Post by tim1_2 on Thu Feb 18, 2016 12:21 pm

    Lack to start for the Canes.
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    Re: GAME DAY #59: Hurricanes @ Senators - 7:30 pm - Thursday, Feb 18 2016

    Post by wprager on Thu Feb 18, 2016 12:29 pm

    Flo The Action wrote:Nice nod to Monty Python prags! Good one.

    Thanks.

    I was beginning to wonder if everyone had me in their "Foes" list. Facepalm

    Edit: Talk in the other thread reminded me of Filatov and how that could have been done as the dead parrot sketch:

    Murray: I'd like to return this forward that I traded for a few months ago.
    Howson: Ah, yes, the, umm, "Flashy Russian". What's, umm, what's wrong with it?


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    Re: GAME DAY #59: Hurricanes @ Senators - 7:30 pm - Thursday, Feb 18 2016

    Post by wprager on Thu Feb 18, 2016 12:35 pm

    tim1_2 wrote:Lack to start for the Canes.

    Please tell me he already has a shutout in his career.

    EDIT: Oh crap, he already has 2 *this season*.


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    Re: GAME DAY #59: Hurricanes @ Senators - 7:30 pm - Thursday, Feb 18 2016

    Post by tim1_2 on Thu Feb 18, 2016 12:56 pm

    Lack's been good lately for Carolina. Watch out for some of their young defenceman...and Rask.
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    Re: GAME DAY #59: Hurricanes @ Senators - 7:30 pm - Thursday, Feb 18 2016

    Post by PTFlea on Thu Feb 18, 2016 1:16 pm

    Flo The Action wrote:Nice nod to Monty Python prags! Good one.
    Yeah, I figured it was. I'm a Fawlty Towers guy more than Python though.
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    Re: GAME DAY #59: Hurricanes @ Senators - 7:30 pm - Thursday, Feb 18 2016

    Post by Hoff-Machine on Thu Feb 18, 2016 1:27 pm

    For whatever reason, we suck against Carolina. Let's lose this game so we can officially become sellers and enter the tanking arena.

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